{"id":232,"date":"2014-03-23T21:41:40","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T21:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/?p=232"},"modified":"2014-03-23T21:43:33","modified_gmt":"2014-03-23T21:43:33","slug":"bonds-poetic-assessment-of-team-cameroon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/2014\/03\/23\/bonds-poetic-assessment-of-team-cameroon\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Bond’s’ Poetic Assessment of Team Cameroon!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n\tIn the summer they may score in tons,<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n\tBut on project they're victims of puns:\n<\/div>\n
\n\tThom, Liam and Dave,\n<\/div>\n
\n\tWhile stoic and brave,\n<\/div>\n
\n\tScored only Yaoundean runs\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tCoaching kids gives us all much elation<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n\tSitting still leads to grumpy deflation\n<\/div>\n
\n\tVictor's passion for meetings\n<\/div>\n
\n\tHobnobbing and greetings\n<\/div>\n
\n\tReduced us to fretting frustration\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tBut last Thursday he pulled off a coup\n<\/div>\n
\n\tOlympic president and Sporting who's who\n<\/div>\n
\n\tA great invitation\n<\/div>\n
\n\tFrom a big man in the nation\n<\/div>\n
\n\tWill the next project be called Malboum?
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\t62, Jonno thought, that's a rout\n<\/div>\n
\n\tBut head coach decreed a shoot out\n<\/div>\n
\n\tThis contentious decision\n<\/div>\n
\n\tShould've led to derision:\n<\/div>\n
\n\tJonno, gob-smacked, just said nowt\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tThe beard was removed, cos it caused irritation,\n<\/div>\n
\n\tThe scalp is a glowing sun-bronzed creation\n<\/div>\n
\n\tBut Thom's particular charms\n<\/div>\n
\n\tAre the hairs on his arms\n<\/div>\n
\n\tKids stroke them for gratification\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tJules loves CWB expeditions\n<\/div>\n
\n\tAnd her dancing attracts propositions\n<\/div>\n
\n\tBut her coolness was blown\n<\/div>\n
\n\tWhen Bond asked for a loan\n<\/div>\n
\n\tWith suggestive repayment conditions\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tAs our globe-trotting youngest selection\n<\/div>\n
\n\tLiam gives us an energy injection\n<\/div>\n
\n\tAnd his body so slender\n<\/div>\n
\n\t(But of uncertain gender)\n<\/div>\n
\n\tMakes the kids think he's in One Direction\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tProject leader's been strong from the start\n<\/div>\n
\n\tMade sure that we all played our part\n<\/div>\n
\n\tBut with Liam on pedalo\n<\/div>\n
\n\tAnd bowling balls through the window\n<\/div>\n
\n\tJust proves he's a big kid at heart\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tAfter he croaked in interview in his role\n<\/div>\n
\n\tHe swung for his health from the goal\n<\/div>\n
\n\tAnd he has no choice, cos he loses his voice,\n<\/div>\n
\n\tPraising kids loud is deep in his soul\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tby David Fitt, aged 66<\/span><\/strong>\n<\/div>\n
\n\tCWB volunteer by day<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n\tInternational Man of Intrigue by night!<\/span>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In the summer they may score in tons, But on project they're victims of puns: Thom, Liam and Dave, While stoic and brave, Scored only Yaoundean runs   Coaching kids gives us all much elation Sitting still leads to grumpy deflation Victor's passion for meetings Hobnobbing and greetings Reduced us to fretting frustration   But […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":58,"featured_media":242,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/58"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cwbblogs.com\/cameroon14\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}